plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
ive gotten very close to a relationship
like 2 inches away because my friends were making out in front of me
next week is december
what the hell it was august 5 minutes ago
what do you call a broken can opener
a can’t opener
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad.❞
- - Wisdom (via fawun)
fuck nudes, send me clothes i need new clothes