"I like pie"
~ Some guy

bronybf:

all.. i… wanted…. was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and absorb its power

gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via perks-of-being-chinese)

me: shows friends something that i think is funny
me: *laughs hysterically*
friends:

skittlevodka:

I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

(via an-abundance-of-silly-siljes)

❝I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.❞
- - Unknown (via hawkatte)

(Source: a--failure, via naughtily)

ugly:

i’m actually no ones first choice and let me tell u how shitty that feels

(Source: ugly)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via ugly)