"I like pie"
~ Some guy


Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.

(via sex-thrill)


hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

(via macyhaha)


wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

(via macyhaha)


do you ever think about what you have to do tomorrow and then you kinda just want to fall off the earth

(via officialwhitegirls)


*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

(Source: 2cc48a, via someonejustlovemealready)


if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(via asian)


no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle, via gnarly)


he has such a nice jawline and hair and eyes and arms and hands and back and lips and cheekbones stop that

(via automatically)

❝I’m proud of you and I love you; you will be okay.❞
- - something you should tell yourself every day because you should be and you should do, and you really will be. (via metamorphosisofmeg)

(via staypozitive)